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Saturday, April 29, 2006
Erection vs. Election

Erection: Anytime you want BUT sometimes without you wanting.
Election: Once in five years.

Erection: Available at any age.
Election: 21 years old at least.

Erection: You can have it even with self-play.
Election: You cannot work alone. Parties must involve (Only approved parties).

Erection: People around you won't know if you don't let them know.
Election: You have to let the people know (Campaigning, banners, etc).

Erection: It doesn't matter where.
Election: Only your constituency.

Erection: You always win by ejaculating.
Election: Either you are thrashed on vice versa.

Erection: Your victory lasts not for long but the result is great.
Election: You reign for only five years, the maximum. After that, you have to see if the people still love you.

Erection: You lose, you get it back (matter of time).
Election: You lose, you can only get it back after five freaking years! And that doesn't mean you will surely get it back.

Erection: You win, you are satisfied.
Election: You win, oppositions are not satisfied.

Erection: Means stiff upright position.
Election: "Elec" means don't have in Tamil.

Erection: Thing gets erected.
Election: Thing gets electrocuted.

Erection: You ejaculate.
Election: You get ejaculated.

Erection: Everyday (if you want, if you can)
Election: Polling Day.

Erection: It doesn’t matter who you are.
Election: It matters.

Erection: You are sexually excited.
Election: You have to be excited.

 
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