Erection: Anytime you want BUT sometimes without you wanting.
Election: Once in five years.

Erection: Available at any age.
Election: 21 years old at least.

Erection: You can have it even with self-play.
Election: You cannot work alone. Parties must involve (Only approved parties).

Erection: People around you won't know if you don't let them know.
Election: You have to let the people know (Campaigning, banners, etc).

Erection: It doesn't matter where.
Election: Only your constituency.

Erection: You always win by ejaculating.
Election: Either you are thrashed on vice versa.

Erection: Your victory lasts not for long but the result is great.
Election: You reign for only five years, the maximum. After that, you have to see if the people still love you.

Erection: You lose, you get it back (matter of time).
Election: You lose, you can only get it back after five freaking years! And that doesn't mean you will surely get it back.

Erection: You win, you are satisfied.
Election: You win, oppositions are not satisfied.

Erection: Means stiff upright position.
Election: "Elec" means don't have in Tamil.

Erection: Thing gets erected.
Election: Thing gets electrocuted.

Erection: You ejaculate.
Election: You get ejaculated.

Erection: Everyday (if you want, if you can)
Election: Polling Day.

Erection: It doesn’t matter who you are.
Election: It matters.

Erection: You are sexually excited.
Election: You have to be excited.

Title: Corruption Weakens

Corruption is everywhere in our country. Police with anti-rasuah badge on their uniform and stickers on their patrol cars is asking for bribe when they catch you breaking the rules. Why can't they just issue summon? I came to know that a policeman can earn AT LEAST RM500 per day just by being bribed with condition, he must be hardworking - clock-in work at 8.00am, park his vehicle, get a police motorcycle, start rounding until 5.00pm. 30 days = RM15000, tax free!

When you go to the police station to settle summon, they give you 50% discount. Do you think the road users will be afraid? To rich people, it is nothing. With the corruption going on, the police force will not get 'rich'. When they run out of money, they set a dateline for settling summon. Users with quite a number of summon get extra discount. Doesn't corruption weaken the force?

Even in politics, corruption involves.

The death of the prominent corporate figure, Dr. Liew tells it all. The authority says they have actually issued six warnings to the building developer. Why can't you take action when the developer ignored the second warning? Country lost a great man.

Firecrackers during Chinese New Year. The government keeps reminding that action will be taken against those who put off firecrackers. To make things easy, the government should keep an eye on the import of firecrackers. Why let them come in?

Things cannot be done without money. When you want some donkey things to be done fast and efficient, you have to pay money in order for your request to be taken note. When things cannot be done, money enlightens everything. 'Agong' speaks?

What is going on in P r o t o n and M A S? Why did the issue of A Ps come up? Were they because of the current P M who is totally against corruption? 'Something' must have taken place...

Title: Kampung Dato Harun

I just got back home from Mid Valley not very long ago. Went there this morning by KTM (keretapi teri ma). Halfway through the journey, my bladder was killing me. Damn! So I have to stop at the next station, Kg. Dato Harun. Before that, I was telling how nice it will be if a kampung is named after you. Just imagine Kg. Bobby...

I got down at Kg. Dato Harun station and was looking for Mr. Toilet. No restaurant or shop there except there were side stalls outside the residential area. I saw one of the hawkers coming out from a house. Conversation as follow:

Me: Wak, boleh tak pinjam tandas? Saya dah tak tahan ni!
Stupid Hawker: Huh?! Apa? Nak pinjam tandas? Habih, bila nak ganti?
Me: Bukan nak pinjam tapi nak guna. Boleh ke tak?
Stupid Hawker: Kata nak pinjam tadi. Nak pinjam.. Nak pinjam.. Pinjam kena ganti. Pergilah guna kat belakang tu.
Me: Terima kasih ya.
Stupid Hawker: (Fuckingly pissed)

I was trying to be polite. The hell is... the radio keeps reminding us to be courteous. Stupid hawker! Sama-sama orang Malaysia, tak bagi can...

By the way, the whole incident took place at Jalan 2, Kg. Dato Harun, 46000 Petaling Jaya. What will I do if I were to be:

a Member of Parliament or a State Assemblyman?: Propose in the Parliament that Kg. Dato Harun should be destroyed because it is no longer a nice place to stay. Reconstruct that place and chase that stupid hawker off that place!

a taikor of some riad?: Tonight will be the last night for KDH. I will play with matches and petrol there.

a courteous Malaysian?: Forgive him? Hell, no! It is an issue of emptying your bladder, ya' know?

After that business, I got back on KTM and headed to Mid Valley. No school chicks because it was Friday morning. Chicks do go to school. I bought what I want - 3 boxes of Mentos chewing gums. Went to Pets Wonderland. Saw two cute dogs petting each other ended up performing 69. Well trained huh?

After that 'performance', I headed back to Klang. No picture was taken because I did not bring my camera there :(