This song has been stucked on my mind for few days. I just can't figure out why.

Datuk Zakaria's "stories" have been the national headlines for the past two weeks. I actually kept track with all the updates as everything took place in my own hometown, Klang. I can build 24 of my house on his piece of land (43000 square feet). Do the calculation yourselves and to those who keep thinking I am staying in a bungalow, now you know what ordinary size my house is.

I am not going to talk any further about the controversy raised by this issue but the dream I had last night. You may say it is weird for me to dream of such but... Anyway, I dreamt of Datuk Z and his mansion.

The dream goes...

I am staying opposite of his mansion. His mansion is big, real big. And he built a small wooden house on the car porch (his car porch is big, anyway) for his son. I do not know which one but one of his sons lah. One day, he had a big fight with his son and he decided to tear down the wooden house he has built, not wanting his son to stay there anymore.

I do not know how I managed to sneak into his mansion but there's a wooden hut outside. He was going berserk and I was hiding behind the hut watching him. He used a hammer to destroy the wooden house and he set fire on it. I was like, "Whoa! Really big fight man! What if he sees me peeping at him? I sure habis wan." Then he cooled down and I quickly ran back to my house.

The next day, he had a campaign. It was very grand. A lot of people came. The front place of my house was jammed up by cars. During the campaign, he talked a lot. I was the only member of my family who went. So I listened to what he has got to talk and told my family about what he said. On my way back home, one of Datuk Z's bodyguard actually followed me, not to guard me but to make sure that I keep my mouth shut on what his boss has said.

I did not know and started telling my mum as she was watering the plant. The bodyguard grinned at me and told me, "Jangan cakap apa boss saya cakap!"

.....I missed my morning alarm. My mum woke me up at 6.30am in the midst of the dream. Potong!

I hope it continues tonight. I will let all of you know ;)

I shut down my blog temporarily due to some rather personal reasons but now, I'm back. Got miss me or not? Sure got lah hor. xP


The wife and a husband have the secret to making a marriage last:

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Sydney and mine is in Melbourne.

3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker
Then she said, "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!".
So I bought her an electric chair.

7. Remember.... Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage.

8. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

9. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

10. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"....
I said, "Dust!"