I am always a perfectly safe man to tell any dirt to as it goes in one ear and out of my mouth.
Saturday, December 16, 2006
Scissors, Rock and Paper
Do you people still remember the game we used to play when we were small? Scissors, Rock and Paper, we called them. We played this game a decade ago but today I am going to spice it up with additional stuff from the 21st century.



Maybe, some of you guys have seen this somewhere but I just thought of sharing and going down memory lane. Have a nice day!
 
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Thursday, December 14, 2006
How-to-make-a-G-string Tutorial
Yes, you read the title correctly. Today, I am going to teach you people how to make a G-string on your own. Christmas and New Year are just around the corner. Clothes with less cloth cost more than we expected. So take this opportunity to make something special for your loved ones during this season. It costs you nothing more than RM10.00. Perhaps, RM5.00.

Firstly, go to a nearby pasar malam to get a short pants. Whatever colour you like it. Baby pink is sexy. Get something cheap because you are going to modify it!
Second, get your tools ready. Simple! A pair of scissors and stapler / sewing kit.
After that, start cutting the pants to the shape you want. I bet you don't need me to show you how a G-string look like NOW.





































Remember to leave the tail longer as you need to measure how big is your bottom later and only cut after that.

As for the front part, you will know how to cut it. It does not need to be too long because it is only there to cover your private part.

Eventually, you get something like this.


This is not the end. 2006 is coming to an end. You guys must be thinking who is the best/hottest model of the year. Many people described me as a crazy guy who does all sorts of things. Some say I am funny. Well, I do have the other side of me just like anyone else. This is not the argument actually. You have to scroll down to see the 'Voted'...
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Yours truly...
 
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Streamyx
Dear people,

I'm back. My internet connection was down. since 19 November. After two days, I called Streamyx up and filed a report and they promised me that they will get back to me in two days time. I waited but they just couldn't be bothered. I called them again. They told me that everything has been fixed and they thought I got my connection back.

I filed a second report. I bugged them every other day asking them to come as soon as possible but they just don't have time for me. I got damned pissed off. So I went to their office today and talked to one of their superiors. The fellow who was supposed to come to my place got scolded for delaying. Finally, he came within hours.

So guys, if you people have problem with them, ask me on how to go about. Kononnya, they sentiasa dalam usaha memberi perkhidmatan terbaik. I will help them to achieve.
 
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