I came across something on the net and would like to share with all of you.

Many of you know me well. So I have to say this: "I am not the one who created this thing. Haha."

*Click here*

Muthu robbed a convenient shop in Klang yesterday and he got away with it. Unfortunately, he was rounded up by police later as a suspect. Muthu was lined up together with other suspects and the store owner, Ah Gu was brought in and asked to identify the suspect.

Ah Gu walked up and down several times and told the Inspector that he could not recognise the suspect.

Ah Gu: That time was kind of dark. So I did not really see his face.
Inspector: When you made your report, you told us that you can recognise him if you see him again.
Ah Gu: Yes, but I can somehow recognise his voice.
Inspector: Okay. What was he saying before he robbed you?
Ah Gu: He said, "Itu luit suma masuk lalam beg ini! Kalau tak mau kasi, I tembak you!".
Inspector: Are you sure that he said that?
Ah Gu: I am very sure, Sir Inspector.

Suddenly, Muthu walked out from the line and shouted at Ah Gu,

Muthu: Cilaka punya Cina! How can you bluff the police?! I did not say that to you at all!

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We had sketch competition in school today and my class got 2nd. Here are some of the pictures...

Did you all miss me or not? I am sure you all did. Well, I was giving all of you some time to miss me.

I know I have to reply to the comments left in my blog. I have not replied to three.

AverDim,

1. You are the most hiao guy I ever come across.
2. Be Abang Bobby for a day. Can you? That's a challenge, right?
3. Orange doesn't suit you lah. Baby pink suits best. The color of your socks. Oops!
4. I like your personality.
5. I was sitting in front of you during Standard 6 and the 'balcony' outside our class was filled with liquid papers. Everytime you threw one outside, you will write the name of the owner and the date you rampas-ed.
6. Bitch reminds me of you.
7. What was the greatest / most notorious thing you have ever done as a teenager?

Tyrone,

1. Good leader.
2. Couple with Ah Boy.
3. Green. I don't know the reason but green represents you well.
4. Err.. Your additional black "nipple". Haha..
5. You were the class president during Form 1 but you talked quite a lot.
6. Donkey :P
7. Are you still really a virgin? I know you have answered this but I doubt. Ahem..

Shannon Keng,

1. Since you left your url in my comment box, I will just write something about you.
2. Be my date. Dare you?
3. Brown.
4. Your hair.
5. We were looking and pointing at the shooting stars together inside Rachel's house.
6. Hamster.
7. None =)